@Mordigrim
Touché! Seeing too many “LF Tank/Heals SLabs" posts from oh-so-long-ago completely blinded me to the lack of the ‘s’ in Labyrinth. I’ve learned something today. Thanks!
1. My wife would say I’m a good husband and an awesome dad. She’d also tell you that I over-analyze way too many decisions and even though she’s pregnant with our second child, she’s already dealing with two kids in the house. There are times when she’s not wrong about that.
2. Is this one of those “terrible cooks” shows where I’d at least have a chance of being competitive? If so, look out for my grilled cheese sandwich! There’s a solid chance it wouldn’t be burned on at least one side, which is all you really need for a good presentation. Fortunately, large amounts of melted cheese can make up for many culinary shortfalls.
3. I’m a bit disappointed that these aliens that abducted my family don’t seem a bit more sinister as I couldn’t, in good conscience, send in my first pick for inter-species negotiation, the DOOM space marine. In light of their apparent harmless nature, I’ll bring Optimus Prime with me. He has experience as a diplomat, possesses an innate physically intimidating presence and, if this harmless abduction turns sour, he can handle himself in a fight. Sure, he’ll start the fight by losing but he’ll pull it together in the end and get everyone back safely.
@Devotional
1. You may have stumped me on the embarrassing fashion trend. Jeans/shorts and t-shirts pretty much cover my lifelong fashion choices. That said, I showed up to my first date with my eventual wife in jeans and a sweatshirt. She later informed me that her first thought was, “THAT’S what you chose to wear on a first date???” so maybe there’s something there I should be embarrassed about…but I’m not.
2. I understand. You’ve no doubt found yourself on the wrong side of an altercation with another mammal and are desperately searching for someone who can come to your aide. Well, friend, if that mammal is the size of a small poodle or a de-clawed sloth, there’s a good chance I’m your guy! And if we’re talking a hamster or gerbil? Just stand back and let me take care of business. Of course, if you’ve gone and upset an aardvark, coyote, monkey, tiger, elephant or the like, might I suggest you stop searching online for people who can punch it out and instead search for a decent firearm?
3. We’re still working on first name options so…maybe? As I’m quite certain I won’t be the one making the final decision on the name though, I can’t promise anything. You should know that my first round of suggestions (Thor, Optimus, AaronRodgers) were all shot down before I even finished speaking them so my powers of persuasion in this matter may be limited.