Inedit

No, I'm seriously artistically challenged -- you give me a pencil, paper and a ruler and I'll give you a crooked line.

this is probably the longest conversation that has ever taken place in status replies.

I can't be mean and not reply! I went on to impluse buy a monitor, printer and handbag. Think the shopping is done now....maybe.

It would indeed be convenient for you Janedits! Fwiw, Razer kinda "invented" the crazy amount of buttons on a mouse. But either way, I'd be tolerant of them if you didn't have to basically join a techno snake cult in order to use their shit. They definitely attempt to be original and engineer cool things. The owner has been quoted as saying he's not in that for the money. He wants to innovate and have fun.

Thanks, Ashin for pointing out that no one has really cared about any of my prior status updates! ;p

Most successful does not imply that others were not successful! I was careful to use the superlative to allow for less negative interpretation!

What????? It's space! It's totes legit SciFi/Horror.

+Spaceballs too! SciFi/Comedy! +Donnie Darko b/c wormholes. I can SciFi all day long, yo!

Spaceballs is easily my favorite scifi comedy. It's so quotable!

I have the willpower to avoid crossing that gateway into more alien movies with selfish female main characters sportin' Electric Youth lip gloss!

Gateway movies are bad mmkay.

Aliens was one of the first "scary" movies I remember seeing at the theater. I was 13. I remember Ripley saying "Get away from her, you bitch!" to this day. Awesome movie.

you're fantastic.

Was the suit at least tailored properly? I wish I had $1 for every poorly fitting suit I've seen here on a daily basis. Anyway, there should be a prison for people who ruin the awesome combo of a nice grey suit with brown shoes. You do it right, or not at all!

He almost had it right -- he was a tall drink of water, so he opted for barely any break in his pants -- which made his big feet look like he was wearing clown shoes. Had nice glasses, though!

So what you're saying is that it's Grieve's fault. Got it!

Lies and Slander!!

Don't you take my lies and slander!

Could be, I'm not sure down low would be any better either.

I'm impressed you managed to successfully do all 3. I'd probably have failed all 3 simultaneously.

Omg what if I tried to Top Gun him and smacked him in the ass instead?! Hello HR....

My sleep concoction consists of NyQuil + melatonin. Good for at least 10 hours of sleep.

I don't randomly have melatonin lying around! Do you think I live in a lab?!?!?!

yes. that or we just assumed you could get w/e substances you wanted.

So this is why I was so inclined to make a sammich to eat for lunch this morning.

Totes not my fault the website lagged -- double presents!

Merri didnt like her present, I want a refund

I did see it! It was a bit snoozy though.

Romance scene between Gosling and Efron please.

Such a bad person.

My impression of the community has been great (granted I've not grouped w/ In Edit yet)

How could you run into me when you're AFK all the time?!

Zooey's adorable. She's like a cuter dorkier Katy Perry. Discovered her because of Weeds back in the day!

How did you people not know Zooey? I thought everyone saw Yes, Man with her and Jim Carrey.

So disappointed in you, Stasis.

I will very begrudgingly congratulate you all T_T

They picked me to find out exactly what i discovered...my computer is too ghetto to run it.

I decided my invite was a pity BDay present!

Getting real ones would take coordination with Canadians and effort!  Not into it for sweet chips!

They're not sweet!

Lies!!!!!  I'll bet if you check the ingredients of true Canadian All Dressed chips you will find something sweet!

So how was the hangover from being Time Travel drunk? Or did you just skip right past that?

That was a great response. <3

Nary a hangover to speak of. Didn't time travel but was definitely drunk.

A girlfriend once said to me that all I own are "painting clothes".

That wasn't very nice.

And I can color coordinate with the splotches! IT'S ART!

Hahaha -- DP = Domestic Partners; Hey! Clothing with paint splotches can work well!

I was working on a computer and remember seeing on MSN homepage how people were buying that Missoni stuff so fast it also crashed their website lol.

My dad used to get pedicures with clear coats all the time.

manly and manicure do not belong next to each other, ever.

I have absolutely no problem doing it and spending a whole day out shopping... I just don't really like it from a stylistic standpoint. It'd be like wearing some ugly shoes all day.

Natch will totes grow on you! Orange is never the answer!

I use natch.

Lemon Lime is totes the best gatorade. Anything else is just barbaric.

I was being silly but, you can't get the Brain Eating part by drinking, it enters the nasal passage to get to the brain.

Okay... putting it into context.. total of 32 infections in the U.S. since 2001. IE, very very very very very very rare.

should have used that money to get a kitten!

Ewww. No cats ever.

Who hates on kittens?!?! If i wasn't super allergic to them I'd have like a million kittens!

Ugh. Yankees. Un-loving this status

Hey now! You had your glory year of '91 with Pags and Knob (before he forgot how to play). Plus, you have your Homer Hanky to wipe any tears away!

Pags and Knob? Is this code?

He's too young. =/

That 50cent reference?!

He luv me like a fat kid luv cake

It will eat your free time and have your soul for dessert.

I HATE CANDY CRUSH SAGE! just cos EVERYONE on facebook spams it >.<

It does take a lot of willpower for me not to do the quests instead of facebook spamming.

Yeah, was expecting to be horrified, but that actually looks quite edible. Would try.

silly noodles... you can't be buns!

Yeah. Report required!

I wasn't a worker, but Monday is part of my weekend and Saturday isn't, so I didn't get any extra time off.

Holidays are for the weak!

...and Wil Wheaton!