You know your from Central PA when...
1. You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA."
2. "You guys" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women.
3. You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly."
4. At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long.
5. You own only three condiments "A-1, Heinz 57 and Heinz ketchup".
6. You live within 20mins of at least 3 different malls.
7. You can go 2 weeks in winter without sunshine and think this is normal.
8. Your turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing."
9. You go to Sheetz or Turkey Hill...Not Wawa (or you've never even heard of Wawa) For you Ashin!
10. Know that Yuengling is pronounced "Ying-ling," and believe that it really is a premium beer.
11. You're a Steelers fan even if you don't watch football.
12. You know 10 different ways to cook deer.
13. You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you hear the word "snow."
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You owe more money on your snowmobile or John Deere than your car.
16. The first day of "Buck Season" and "Doe Season" is a school holiday.
17. The only Jewish people that you've ever met have been from New York or New Jersey.
18. You love the Pirates (unless they stink) in which case you love the Phillies (unless they stink) in which case you solemnly swear that you've never even liked the Phillies or the Orioles, but have always been a Penn State fan.
19. You have under 50 students in your graduating class.
20. You call places "ghetto" even though to most people in other parts of the country it would be considered middle class.
21. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place.
22. While you're driving and stop at a red light, the people on all sides of you have the bass turned up so high on their radios that your windows start to shake.
23. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa.
24. The local paper covers National and International headlines on 1/4 page but requires six pages for sports (especially during high school football season).
25. School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district.
26. When someone says 1972, you think "Agnes," and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI."
27. Airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurrence.
28. You call sloppy joes "barbecue."
29. You think the start of deer hunting is a National Holiday.
30. At least 10 persons in your family hunts, loves Nascar, or watches wrestling.
31. Freshman year at ACC is basically 13th grade.
32. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
33. You only buy your beer and soda by the case.
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