(Also, Fixed a couple of them texas ones for you:)
You know your from Houston when:
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're twelve months old. (our daughter)
There are only four spices: salt, pepper, picante, and cream gravy.
You call salsa picante.
You pick where to goto dinner based on the quality of the tea.
You don't have "uppty" attitudes like them folks from Dallas or Austin.
You believe that every type of food tastes better either wrapped in a tortilla, deep fried, or both. (and then topped with gravy)
The dominate professional sports teams are the Texas Longhorns and the Aggies.
You are afraid to go downtown because green air scares you.
You like your air green and your water brown.
All schools close, and freeways shut down when the forecast is 30 degrees with a slight chance of flurries.
Despite having 95 degree temperatures and 90% humidity 11 months of the year, you think it is reasonable to built outdoor sports stadiums.
You don't understand how people don't see the phonetic R in Kuykendahl (KIRK-in-dahl).
Humble is a virtue, Humble (Um-ble) is a city.
If it is under 2 inches it is an ant. If it is over 2 inches it is a cockroach.
Parking lots are resurfaced to fit hummers and suburbans.
Your in laws (cough) own two pairs of shoes. Work boots, and formal boots.
Hurricane watching is a pastime.
Ron Paul!
The "farm-to-market" roads have seven lanes (stolen from a website, but so true).
You have attended a wedding where the wedding party wore their formal jeans.
You think "King of the Hill" is a documentary about your neighbors, in laws, or both.