JR!

Hello Harrisburg!

Lancaster County here!

This is a great guild you've stumbled upon. I been here since January but feel like I've been friends with these folks for a much longer time period. Welcome.

I have just one question: How many basketballs can you fit inside your car?

Thank you all. I'd like to dedicate this promotion to my wife, for not nagging me when I spend so much time in the basement. I'd also like to thank my mom for birthing me. Of course my agent and my publicist as well. A big shout out to the man up stairs, But especially to all of you, my fans. You are truly the best. This one's for you guys!! On the off chance that I got up here, I brought this piece of paper, because I knew I couldn't forget everyone. You like me, you really like me! . . . . .   I'm so in love with my brother right now.

I was informed today that when I logged onto DB and made my Introductory announcement, certain folks took offense and sent a screenshot of what I said to the leader, so she could approach me, in my defense, I was quoting a famous line from a Mel Brooks movie see below:

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After reviewing the video tape I realize I misquoted and used the term bitch. For anyone who took offense I do apologize and in the future ask that if I do happen to offend you, please feel free to say something to me personally, as I am an amicable and very approachable person.

Not so fast Cookie! Just a few more questions first.

1. What is your evacuation plan for San Diego?
2. How many basketballs can you fit in your car?
3. Do you talk to yourself?
4. You walk into a liquor store to browse the wine selection. The man behind the counter begins screaming at you to leave his place of business. You've done nothing wrong. What do you do?
5. Have you ever turned down an empty aisle in the supermarket late at night and walked into a fart someone had left behind? If so,what was your response?

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My mail is addressed to Johnny Raven, but They call me J.R.

The legend continues....................

Me: Bad Ass Necromancer

You: Bad Ass WvW Guild

I saw you on CD BL, we made eye contact. Did we make a connestion? I think so.

I was the lvl 80 Necro with the long, dark Staff. You were that large party running around and having a great time with each other.

I run condition wells, and have a well balanced build for WvW survivability. I survive. I stay on the fringes and rear of the group, I use you as my meat sheild, lobbing wells over your head and dropping condi bombs like they were candy. Once we have the opposing team formation broken, I switch to plague form and keep the enemy blinded and crippled. You take advantage of my sweet poison and cripples to start ground pounding the writhing bodies. We look at each other from across the battle field and wink a knowing wink at each other. These sumbitches are ours. I tell you to hold back, don't pound them too fast, or it will be over too soon, make it last. . . prolonging the ecstacy.

I play mainly WvW, PVE doesn't interest me. Cept' maybe some larger scale events, dungeons and such.

I come from Devonah's Rest. My old lover suffered from mental ilness. She could not grasp the basics of WvW and suffered in the rankings for it. After multiple failed attempts at trying to explain things like stacking, ninja taking a tower and simple zerg on zerg tactics, she would just look at me with her one floaty eye and go back to counting frogs by the lake, Alas, I left her there to ponder her amphibious friends while I went in search of my own kind. Someone that understands the meaning of battle and tactics.

I have one caracter of each profession, though I mainly play Necro and Engineer. They both have Commander badges. I am an efficient commander, and can lead zergs if I have too, basically if there is no one else commanding on the field. I prefer to let someone else do it and just be part of the team, but am able to step up when the need arises.

I am currently 48 yrs old and my son turned me on to computer gaming before he moved out on his own. I played City of Heroes for 5 years and was the leader of the number 3 guild/supergroup of the game. I am a graphic designer in RL and design websites, brochures, logos, package design and such for big bucks. You can't afford me, so please don't ask me to design your brother-in-laws bowling team logo.

I travel a lot for work and am usually gone one week a month and do not game on the road. So theres that. I am on East coast time and play at night from 8 to 11 pm and on and off all weekend. I try not to miss reset night if I can help it. Without sounding prideful, in all honesty, I am a pretty good player. I know my main and play him very well and am usually one of the last ones to die if we wipe.

I played some with you guys the last couple of nights and I like what I have experienced, good structure, people know what they are doing and use TS consistently, plus a sense of humor. I think we would be a good fit for each other.

So let me know.