Thanks! and rofl, he's not so bad once you get used to him. Shame on him for not making cookies though. Especially since he usually likes baking things.
I'd bring an axe, an iridium extreme 9575 satellite phone, and a big transparent tarp.
An axe to get wood (hopefully there are trees) to build shelter, make a raft, or to maybe hunt with. The transparent tarp would be to build a contraption so that I could take ocean water, and have it get evaporated in a way that the tarp would collect the moisture which would hopefully not have as much salt so that I could drink it in case i had to stay on the island for a while. I'd use the phone to call for help. Hopefully that works because otherwise I'd have to think of something else.
If I could literally bring anything though, I'd bring a boat, fuel, and some kind of GPS lol
I look forward to meeting as well.