You mention that you like hockey; Who is your favorite team? I am a Philadelphia Flyers fan personally! I'm hoping to get to a few games this year because they are an absolute blast in person.
Not to worry about the difficulties about the English language. I can honestly say I have problems with it even after speaking it for over 30 years now!
Flip is just feeling extreme hurt because he hasen't been in game for awhile. He misses me making him all "hot and bothered." I blame babies in general.
Just to further clarify. I'm guessing "Plumber's Crack" would fall under the "Butt Envy" classification if this is the kind of crack we are referencing here.
I love the name to, but hot coffee > iced coffee in the morning though. Having 4 cups of cold coffee at the office just doens't do it for me in attempting to wake up from the night before