1. If you define dancing as flailing about when no one is watching, then yes, I dance. And I'm good at it too.
2. I drink socially, with my preference being a Jack Daniels/Diet Coke cocktail (not Diet Pepsi, you dirty heathens). If I have a sweet tooth to satisfy, I'll go with a White Russian.
3. Once or twice, it doesn't happen often.
4. Well I've watched The Lion King 2 more time than any other Disney movie. One Christmas my parents got me TV/VCR combo for my room along with LK2. I watched it every day until school started again.
5.
First off, I get the grape preserved. I'll need it later.
Next, I reactivate my EVE account. Since we all know that the most useful tool in EVE is the ubiquitous spreadsheet, I use it to become the largest trade tycoon in New Eden.
After making trillions of ISK, I sell it all for real currency, saying goodbye to my now banned account and all the poor saps who bought from me (sorry, this is war, there will be causalities).
Using the money I've made, I hire a crack team of ex-special forces to kidnap Dennis Rodman.
I offer Kim Jong-un a trade - North Korea for Dennis Rodman.
As a lover of American basketball, the dictator, of course, accepts.
Now under my control, I use the single grape to plant, cultivate and solve the hunger crisis in North Korea.
Using my experience from EVE I become the world's single producer of grapes, out muscling my competition.
I rename the country to the ever creative Grapeville, North Korea fades into history, and Negido is blamed for the rising price in grapes.
