Tyrlis

Congrats you guys. You probably didn't see my lame little 'Grats!' comment since I was freakin mic-less. 3 days...

I found a link on Elbows, for a song by count Boogie. called "Tom Please Share

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But still haven't actually heard the song. Dang you Ty!

That's it. I remember it being funny. I'll probably delve deep into that podcast's archives once my actual PC is set up and connected, and resurrect this semi-dead thread... again. The downside of being 13 hours ahead of EST...

The fact that you're named Tom sent me off on a long chase to find a song called 'Tom Please Share' by some obscure dude in California. I heard it on a podcast like 3 years ago and it's all about a comic asking Tom, the MySpace creator, to share some of his chicks. The long chase was made much, much longer by this crappy laptop, and the guy's MySpace page nearly froze up my system. So I gave up the chase, unsuccessful. So you've frustrated me and I haven't even talked to you yet. But welcome!

Hi! Your 40 had awful gear and RR. You musta just PL'd him with PQ's, eh? I don't like iced coffee, I'm an elitist Mountain Dew Drinker. And I can envision some confusion when we get lazy and abbreviate your name to 'IC' and we're all like 'Where's IC?' and I say 'Dude it's north of Chaos Wastes' and they're like 'WTF?'

Anyways, I'm not going to be able to help you at all with stuff in the game, but welcome to the forums!

Congratulations you guys! Glad to have all the new members.

Welcome! You'll find we either A) Completely avoid the 'Herd' or B) Kick the herd's ass. Either way, it's fun.

Hey man, and welcome to the dark side.

Hi! I'm stranded in Asia and thus have no idea if you've joined the guild with a proper toon or not, but regardless, welcome!

I think you guys scared him off. Everyone quiet down. Lure him back in. Then we'll start with the innuendos again.

Hi! We are indeed looking for Choppas, especially those that can use abilities other than Lotsa Choppin' and Git to da Choppa. Contact an officer or senior member in-game, and they should be able to get you an invite for your recruit period.

Hey man! Glad to have you with us last night. You sound like a good fit.

Dewd. You miss us already. I know it.

"ARMY stands for 'Ain't Ready for the Marines Yet!'"

Silly Marine. That should be 'ANRFTMY' which obviously doesn't exist. Also remind him that 'ain't' is a bastardized version of 'are not.' Tell him to try again, after smashing his head into a wall a couple of times and shouting 'OORAH!'

Army - It's just like XBox, only you die!

Lugna might have the most popular intro post ever...

This video was made in the building where our unit is headquartered, 2 years before my wife and I got here.

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Grats new members!

Also why the hell is my avatar edward?

http://www.sohguild.com/forums/showpost.php?p=37826&postcount=37

Yeah TR had some good ideas, but just wasn't executed well enough.

Pretty girl. Too bad she's French. And probably lip-syncing. And wearing a sailor's cute little neck-bandanna-thing.

I will say that regardless of branch, despite my ribbing, I applaud anyone's choice to join the military. But not everyone can cut it in the Army...

However, Tyrlis seems to like you, so I hope you'll enjoy your time with us on your Sorc. Welcome.

Just trying to make up for the analrupture fiasco...

Invited to guild. I totally fail at turning his forum access up, so if someone more knowledgeable could please help me with that...

I met Kyuti while we were RvR'ing (and kicking ass) in BV the other night, I believe his exclamation was 'I want to be in that guild!' I hope you decide to stick around man, whether the transfers go through or not.

They do. And they claim it's for 'firefighting'.

I plan on joining the Navy after I graduate.

Are you alright with wearing your name on a label right above your ass pocket? If so, join the Navy. Otherwise... pick a better branch. Not that I'm biased after 6 years in the Army...

What about you guys? Long walks on the beach? Evening tandom bicycle rides? Singles chatrooms? DO TELL!

I have 4 kids. 'nuff said.