Sunny

This is too much. I can't take it... *sticks face in front of fan and prays for a quick death*

Umm it seems to me that you took some of this out of context. the very first sentence in that article said dont use portable electric fans in a room w/o a window or door to the outside. (which basically describes most closets and some bathrooms). It says if you use an electric fan then use it next to an open window so that the exhaust goes outside. As a matter of fact the word "hypothermia" does not even come up in that article at all. you can do a ctrl F and look for it.

sorry, im still going to believe the 1980's style news report

For those of you that can't speak korean, it basically says "listen to Sunny, hes very handsome and knows what he's talking about"