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Welcome to the forums, MisterX! However, you're more like a Mister E currently! (Just an oral pun or a 1998 Horde Festival reference -- you decide!) So, Racer X, you mention WoW buds lurking about -- can you let us know who you know? Are your friends Jets or Sharks? Squares or Scrapes? Pink Ladies or T-Birds? Jem and the Holograms or Josie and the Pussycats? Tell your friends, to get with my friends and we can be friends..... Beyond slaughtering critters and doing LFR, what else in WoW strikes your fancy? Long, RP-walks through Goldshire? Riding Sandbox Tigers at the DMF? Xmogging to look like a Stormwind guard and trying to sneak into the castle? Releasing snakes from flowers in Wailing Caverns? Collecting voodoo skulls in ZA? Running away, like a little girl, in Kara? Wearing PVE gear in BGs? If you appear in thick grass, do we need products from Duck Commander to lure you out?

Hiya Barry -- thanks for posting and succumbing to our every whim thus far -- you've been a trooper! Meow, are you a supertrooper? Are you the dancing queen of all supertroopers? So, Comp Sci -- are you Visual Basic If - Then statements or do you plan for a day where you read binary 1s and 0s via YouTube to propose to your future intended betrothed? Are all of your classes held during the day/outside of normal raiding hours? No night labs, seminars, study groups, pow-wows, wiccan circles, barn burnings or other mandatory noctural get togethers? You arrive here, propelled by the lack of raiding due to drama (it seems) that has torn your prior guild asunder. Were the inconsolable tears of lost loot flooding your previous stomping ground? What is your stance on loot and acquisition thereof? Skip ahead a few weeks/months, into an unknown future where VA is potentially inhabited and/or overrun by Ninja-Werewolf-Vampire hybrids. You are walled in your safehouse compound and you've found a way to continue your rock 'n' roll WoW lifestyle......RealID whispers start kicking up that your old guild will be resurrected to its days of yore glory......do you abandon and return to your old guild -- hoping that it will somehow restore the balance to VA (i.e. where are your loyalties)? Or, will sitting around with old baseball player high school friends chatting about glory days be enough? You have 2 items -- you could go with this, or, you could go with that. You could go with this, but this is kinda whack. What tools (if any) are you using to figure out the dope and or whack nature of your WoW things? How's your internet connection? Sandra Bullock in The Net? Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail? Angelina Jolie in Hackers? That blonde kid in Jurassic Park? Matt Broderick in War Games? Creepy guy in Lawnmower Man? JT in The Social Network? John Cusak in The Raven? Josaphat in Metropolis? Let's dig deeper into you -- what's your fave band? Drink? Movie? Color? Underused word? Baby Animal? Adult Animal? Hieroglyphic? As a DPS class, in the transformer style fist you are joining to crush pixels, is your fist-effectiveness determined solely by your DPS and/or overall damage output, to the exclusion of everything else? Do you approve of the consumption of Peeps, or, do you believe in using Peeps in torture scenarios? Thanks in advance!

Hiya DA, Heard a bit about you from JJ and Cal -- something like you complete JJ, I hear? Cute to know you all had a bromance on AoS! Welcome to our forums and to Stormreaver! I remember your name from AoS, but I do not believe I ever experienced you in a group/raid. By all means, please feel free to share gossip about JJ and Cal here -- we're interested in ALL stories.

This is always interesting. When I first joined SoH, it took me a bit to map even Forum names to WoW names. Then there was the layer of voices to Mumble names to WoW names to Forum names. After a while, the voices became very distinct and the mapping was clear.......then I joined Pink and I had to start all over again. Using real names can be a bit......meh. Let's pick on Cal. Technically, Cal's real name is longer than his WoW name -- am I ever going to call him his real name? No. Why? B/c it's easier to say Cal. Then, there are preferences -- perhaps, Ashin has a quirk where he doesn't want to be called Bob (it is Bob, right?!). So now, we all have to call him Bobster. I have to remember to say, "DI me, Bobster!" -- rather than seeing Warlock w/name Ashin and using that name. The easiest way I've found to associate voices with players, is to focus in on a certain quality that creates a distinction. When I first joined Pink, I had a difficult time with Ashin v. Sol v. Feja (and don't bring up the solo Monitor detail!); on Purple, I had a Mord v. Luc confusion for a bit. I made myself focus on details: Feja - sounds like he is driving by in a car while trying to say his sentence Korrek - always very boisterous -- typically can hear Adele in the background JJ - all twang, all the time; can hear a big grin on his face when he's pleased with himself (which is always ) Ashin - you can hear a furrowed brow Sol - interesting slow/quick cadence Hip - growl to twang Cal - sentences usually punctuated with laughing/bit of an echo Dev - soft-spoken, slight detection of a twang Nen - at times, quick and forceful Duke - crazy accent (still working on this one) Totes helpful, right?

Congrats to both!!!!!!!

What?! LV Speedy bags?! Where?!?! Noesis, how dare you post that clip! That's a knockoff in the film! LV was very, very upset and filed a lawsuit, I believe. It is in poor taste to use a knockoff when The Hangover stole so much money from all those viewers. I even watched The Hangover 2 -- they should send me a legit LV Speedy for sitting through that abomination.

Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome! DK + Pally -- when did you start playing WoW? What are you looking for in a raid team/experience? How familiar are you with progression raiding and the trials, tribulations and triumphs associated with such things? "I am 26 years old, work as a corrections officer (prison guard) at a maxsec prison in FL." How terrifying are you in person? Are you great at yelling? Can you pull off a guttural growl? In a world where you're forced to sing karaoke, what is the one song you would choose?

Whoop Whoop Whoop -- Totes Welcome Wagon represent! KT, you're one of us now ;P Welcome again, Drpibb -- I see you are identifying yourself as located in NJ. Everyone knows Jersey homies are the craziest! As such, a NJ questionnaire is required: What Turnpike exit are you? What Parkway exit are you? If Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi got into a bar fight, who would win? Which 3 malls are closest to you? Have you ever seen Redman and/or Method Man while shopping (bonus points if you have seen both shopping together)? Queen Latifah? Naughty by Nature? How many diners are within a 15 mile radius of your home location? Did you presently, or have you ever, self-tint your car windows? Have you ever used Dep (level 7) in your hair? Do you stand on line or in line? Yankees or Mets? Giants or Jets? Rangers or Devils? Knicks or Nets? Have you seen the Jersey Devil? Have you searched for lost Russians in the Pine Barrens? Which Shore Point do you prefer? Cage match: Meryl Streep v. Cher -- who wins? Bonus round: Winner v. Tom Cruise -- who wins? How do you say: coffee, talk, walk, ball? Please admit whether you had to say the words in the above question out loud in order to answer. Rutt's Hut or Hot Grill? White Castle or White Manna? How many concerts have you seen at PNC, NJPAC, the Stone Pony? Have you been to Satin Dolls, Lace and/or Stiletto? 7-11, Quick Check or Wa-Wa? Do you fold your pizza when eating? Ever visited Brick City (aka the Bricks) for recreational endeavors?

Really? I don't look at him and think "thick frame" - if anything, the issue with Gabe is that he has an ugly trapezius.

Gabe Kapler is totes jacked (or used to be -- I haven't seen recent pics of him). He was on the cover of muscle magazines, showing off his bat and balls! Surely, muscle magazines would not make a poster boy of someone who is fat jacked, right?!

Zomg no one ever knows Texas is the Reason! Though, the birth of emo is typically blamed moreso on Rites of Spring than TitR. Silly that you fell for the Misfits reference! JJ -- you totes escaped a fight! I support Trivium b/c Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaves is all sorts of awesome (except for the YouTube video of the song with the bro spitting after he screams "in waves" which is an image I can't seem to erase from my brain). I'm on the fence with Machine Head -- though they are touring with Suicide Silence and I love me a good Superbeast cover. In sum, you're safe........for now!

I used to listen to Texas is the Reason and I went to a Toadies concert in 1994 --- do they count?!

and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes...........always a Yankees fan! Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Let us celebrate what was once good about the Texas Rangers:

You did what?! And you never shared this?!!!!! Of course, you really meant to say "former NY Yankees pitcher" -- b/c those other teams don't count!

The penguins may not have passed this breaking news along, but Cal is no longer female!!!!! He swapped for the more feminine BE Male character.

JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course I want JJ to join us -- he still owes me my ZA bear. Super strong player and a good guy! Cal's been totes sad without his bro, Papa JJ --- we have to reunite this dynamic duo!

I've been........Ackbar'd! Despite Cal's slanderous lies about me, I'll still admit he's a good player.......with questionable taste in music! *Coughtaylorswiftcough*

Oh jeez

Booo to your diplomacy! Your guild is a group of mean 17 year olds that won't even talk to new people! My siren's call has no effect on Cal -- he's very specifically drawn to blonde, blue eyed Canadians who were raised in the South and grew up to be Mensa-member doctors!

Cal stole my ZA bear and sunk my battleship! We raided together back in the glory days of T5/T6 -- I deemed him a worthy recipient for my stamp of approval -- it was a tramp stamp though, so he may regret it now!