Mordigrim

I love everything about this visual. I want to draw this character, name him Jimbowski Gesari, and use him as an NPC in a tabletop RPG game.

1. I'm not riding a horse, I don't have that skill in my repertoire. You could be, I guess. But for some reason I imagine you're actually a centaur and this is a trick question. 2. I'm mostly a human person as far as I know, no dog or cat genetics in me that I'm aware of. I do have dogs, we have two family dogs right now. But I also like cats even though we don't live with one at the moment. I'm a fan of animals of all kinds really, I don't discriminate. 3. Hard to say. Am I more or less likely to go insane if I'm not exactly mentally stable to begin with? My younger self would probably be more bothered than my current self who was embarking on the time travel adventure to begin with. But is time linear? Does driving my past self crazy affect my current self or does it create a new alternate timeline with a crazy me? 4. Being a force user would be pretty sweet and leaves the door open to a wide range of possibilities. I also really love Lying Cat from Saga and although his power is a minor one relative to a lot of other fantasy powers it would be really cool regardless. Having access to arcane magic from a Pathfinder/D&D world would also be great. And, I mean, who hasn't wanted to be either Wolverine, the Hulk, Thor, Superman, Spider-Man, Green Lantern, or even Deadpool at one point or another? There's really just so many options. I think I'd take Lying Cat though, it's simple enough that people won't expect me to be a hero or savior of some sort so I can stay low-key and have low responsibility ("with minor power comes minor responsibility" - Uncle Brad) but it's also a power I'd use every day several times a day. Or maybe I'd just take flight. I deserve an F on this answer just because I'm being so indecisive.

Dang, you got me on a technicality. Ok, I have to give you a passing grade for your critical thinking.

They're basically Girl Scout Thin Mints in M&M form. Aka the greatest candy invention in generations. Now to grade your responses. 1. I'll give you a B. You've clearly put some thought into it and chosen a winning team. But any team that doesn't include the Macho Man Randy Savage can't get an A from me. 2. A+. Jalapeno, pork, and pineapple gets an automatic A regardless of the food form it's topping or accompanying. Nachos, tacos, pizza, sandwich, whatever. Those three are just great. You could have picked almost any other two toppings and as long as it wasn't something that ruined the entire dish you were getting an A off those alone. That being said my five would be chorizo, queso blanco, chopped canned chipotles in adobo sauce, fresh avocado, and roasted corn salsa. 3. Solid A. All Eyez and Morning View are fantastic choices. Journey isn't my jam, but I can respect it. I'm tangentially aware of Queensryche but can't say I've ever listened to any of their albums start-to-finish. I don't know Madeon but the mention of 8-bit is enough for me, I'll be checking that album out soon. Some easy picks for me would include When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold by Atmosphere (indie hip-hop), In Utero by Nirvana (alternative rock), Metamodern Sounds In Country Music by Sturgill Simpson (outlaw country), Teenage Dream by Katy Perry (pop), Misfits (aka Collection 1) by the Misfits (punk), Legend - The Best of Bob Marley & The Wailers (reggae), and Ascendancy by Trivium (metalcore). There are several others I'd try to sneak in by further exploiting subgenre differences (notably Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by the Wu-Tang Clan (classic/90's hip-hop), Led Zeppelin IV (classic rock), and probably Good Kid m.A.A.d City by Kendrick Lamar (modern/mainstream hip-hop)) but those would be a few of my first choices. 4. D. Ok so there was no actual question 4 so I can't in good conscience give you a full-on F. But you didn't have any questions for me/us and I feel like that should at least be noted. So I'm giving you a D for now and should you have any fun questions for me that grade can be reevaluated based on the quality of the questions.

Greetings, Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim (https://youtu.be/F663h2R_FDk for anyone not familiar with Muppet Treasure Island). I'm Mordi, Mordigrim, Mord, or Brad, Bradly, or Bardly depending on who is addressing me. I'm most likely to answer to the Mordi variations or just plain Brad. If you're looking for a team-first atmosphere, SoH is a great option. I started playing WoW in TBC and bounced around from guild to guild as various groups rose and fell due to various circumstances until I stumbled upon a recruitment post for a T11 Heroic progression group looking for a Warlock. As they say, the rest is history, I've been with SoH in some capacity ever since then. I do have some super important, very serious, not a joke at all, make-or-break questions for you. You're entering a high-fantasy dungeon. You're you from real life. You can bring any four people or humanoid characters either fictional or non-fictional and from any point in time or any fictional universe to help you survive and hopefully complete the dungeon. Who do you bring and what are their roles? What is your role and how do you contribute? You're constructing the perfect plate of nachos. You're allowed five toppings; no more, no less. The chips themselves are not a topping and do not count against your topping limit. What five toppings do you choose? Bonus question: what beverage do you pick to accompany your plate of nachos? You're making a Spotify playlist. You may only use whole albums and for each band you choose to add to the playlist you can only use one album from that band. You may add as many different bands/albums as you like. However, no two bands/albums can be from the same genre (subgenres can be tricky so as long as you can articulate why two things aren't the same genre you get a pass, basically it's an honor system). What are some of the bands/albums that definitely make your playlist? Feel free to hit me back with any super important, very serious, not a joke at all, make-or-break questions you have for me.

No need to apologize! I wish you well and hope you've found a good guild fit for yourself! Good luck!

Hello Corwin! I'm Mordigrim around the forums and in Modern WoW, Craterhoof in Classic. Happy to have you aboard for the WoW Classic Cohort! I normally pester everyone with a bunch of questions but my wife is side-eyeing me and waiting for me to get off the computer so that we can watch a movie together so I'll give you one good question instead of a bunch of questions. You've been gifted an elephant. You can't sell it, give it away, or otherwise transfer ownership of the elephant. What do you do with the elephant? I look forward to getting to know you!

Hello SuddenStorm, welcome to the SoH forums! I think we talked briefly in-game last night, I'm Craterhoof in-game and Mordigrim around the forums. What brings you to South of Heaven? Why SoH over other guilds? What's your favorite D&D character that you've made and played? If you had one goal for WoW Classic, what would it be? What is your ultimate nacho topping combination? Great to see you here, I hope we can be a good guild home for you! Please feel free to ask us questions too!

Heya itskbb! I'm Craterhoof in game and Mordigrim around here. It seems like the others have done a great job of badgering you with questions so I'll keep mine short and simple. I see that you're a self-described diehard Chicago sports fan. I don't have a question related to that tidbit. However, I am making a note of it for future trash-talk any time my Cardinals or Blues beat the Cubs or Blackhawks. If your fiance had to describe you in one sentence, what would they say about you? If you could choose one famous (or infamous) person from any point in history or the present to be your personal mentor, who would it be and why? When you go to the movie theaters, do you like popcorn, candy, or both? If candy, what candy? Anyway, welcome to the SoH forums! I look forward to getting to know you! Feel free to ask us questions too!

My favorite non-WoW video games would be Destiny 2 and anything on the Switch I can play with my son. Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Dragon Ball FighterZ, Super Mario Bros U Deluxe, etc. Outside of games I draw a bit, mostly just character art. I started as a kid drawing comic book and cartoon/anime characters and never bothered to get good at drawing anything else. Now I mostly draw characters from my Pathfinder playgroup. I've also collected/played Magic the Gathering for a couple decades now. Lately I've been really into disc golf too. Oh and I volunteer every summer at a summer camp for kids with type 1 diabetes.

Your wife's answer is fine in my book! Weird is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. My favorite tabletop character is my coldborn skinwalker (aka werebear) barbarian, Rigar the Red. His background is heavily inspired by Scottish clans and themes and he's a little arrogant in battle but a fierce protector of his friends and family. He's very skeptical of magic and magic users but one day one of his friends cast fly on him and he decided magic wasn't so bad after all. I'll attach a picture I sketched of him flying! What are some of your favorite folk metal acts? I personally love Amon Amarth and Alestorm, Turisas also has a number of tracks I like. Admittedly, I don't know a lot more folk metal than that. A lot of the metal I like is either classic stuff (from Black Sabbath to Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, etc) or -core genres (metalcore, deathcore, etc). I really like Trivium, Erra, Born of Osiris, All Shall Perish, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, DevilDriver, Lamb of God, Nekrogoblikon, etc. And then there's all the hard rock that's not quite true metal that I love like Ghost, Tool, Deftones, etc. Really though I listen to just about every genre of music imaginable. I love 90's grunge rock like Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Bush, etc. I love hip-hop, especially independent hip-hop acts like Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Run the Jewels, etc. I like some more mainstream artists like Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole too. Oh and 90's hip-hop like Wu Tang Clan, Tupac, Biggie, Bone Thugs n Harmony, etc. I like outlaw country, both the classics like Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard and modern throwback acts like Sturgill Simpson and Tyler Childers. I listen to artists from nearly every subgenre of punk, from Misfits to Black Flag to NOFX to Dropkick Murphys to Sum 41 and Blink 182. I like some pop too, I unabashedly love Katy Perry. Basically, if you name a genre, I can probably find something I like within it. Outside of WoW I play Destiny 2, Switch games with my 6-year-old son (Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart, Dragon Ball FighterZ, Smash Bros, etc), Magic the Gathering, and Pathfinder. My Pathfinder group occasionally has board game nights and we play all kinds of more-obscure board games (Entropy is a favorite of mine, Azul, Castle Panic, and Betrayal at House on the Hill are some other common ones for us). I work at the local women's and children's hospital, I am an "operating room supply clerk" which means I do inventory management and ordering for our store room as well as pulling supplies for surgery cases. It's not the most exciting or interesting job to talk about! As for talents and hobbies, my only real "talent" is character art. Ever since I was a kid I would draw comic book characters, cartoon/anime characters, etc. As an adult it just means all my friends expect me to draw their D&D/Pathfinder characters for them. Other hobbies I have are disc golf, fishing, and every summer I volunteer at a summer camp for kids with type 1 diabetes. I have type 1 diabetes as well and went to the camp when I was a teenager so now I give back by staying involved and helping out there as much as I can.

Hey there, Jeriacor. Welcome to the forums! I'm Mordigrim around the forums and Discord, Craterhoof in game. What tabletop RPGs do you prefer? I'm a Pathfinder player myself, we have a weekly session rotating between two different ongoing campaigns right now. Do you consume any RPG media like podcasts? If so, which one(s) do you enjoy? I'd love to hear about your favorite character that you play! If your wife had to describe you in one sentence, what would she say? What's your favorite music to listen to while gaming (video or tabletop)? If you could go on a week-long vacation to any single location in the world, where would you go and why? Hit me back with whatever questions you have! I look forward to getting to know you, I have a feeling you're going to fit in great here

Hiya Moji. I'm Mordigrim around here and Craterhoof in Classic. What are some of your favorite games outside of WoW? What are some of your interests outside of video games? Feel fre to hit me back with any questions you might have!

Hello Undaene, welcome to the SoH forums! I'm Craterhoof in-game and Mordigrim around the boards. What sort of art are you into? Are you a creator, enthusiast, or both? If you could only watch five movies for the rest of your life, what would they be? Look forward to getting to know you!

Hello and welcome to the SoH forums! I personally don't play FF or ESO but hopefully we'll see each other around on the forums and in Discord! I play Magic too! I started playing sometime in the mid 90's, took a few breaks here and there, and always keep coming back to it. My preferred format is EDH but I play super-casual Legacy and Modern too. Old School 93/94 is my favorite format to watch/follow without ever playing cause it's too dang expensive lol What formats do you play? Any particular decks you're especially fond of?

Those are adequate choices, I guess. However, the definitively correct answer is always Macho Man Randy Savage. I'll give you a pass though because you seem like a pretty cool guy otherwise.

Dang, all solid choices! I can't argue with that list at all!

Hiya, TweekR! I'm Craterhoof in-game. I've played WoW with Sean for a number of years and have a very high opinion of him, if he likes you then you must at least be an ok dude. Did you choose the name Heiligg because of the German word for holy? In modern WoW I have a low level dwarf paladin named Heiligbart (holy beard) and an orc warrior named Kriegmann (war man). I like to hide my lack of creativity behind cool-sounding German words sometimes. What are your hobbies or interests outside of WoW? Cilantro: mandatory ingredient in Mexican and Thai cuisine or dish-soap-tasting food-ruiner? If you were in a fist-fight against two people and you got a pick one person or fictional character from today or any point in history to help you in the fight who would it be and why? What is the one thing you hope to gain by being a part of SoH?

Howdy, Whiskie! I'm Mordigrim around the forums but Craterhoof in Classic. What do you hope SoH can add to your gaming experience? What bands or artists do you listen to more often than any others? Chili: beans or no beans? If there were one thing that could ruin a guild experience for you, what would that be? I look forward to getting to know you! Feel free to ask us any questions you might have!

Hello! I'm Craterhoof in game, Mordigrim on the forums and such. I'll answer to either! What brings you to SoH? Why are you interested in joining us instead of the other guilds out there? Tell us about yourself. Hobbies or interests outside of WoW or anything else you'd like to share about yourself personally. South of Heaven is not actually a Slayer reference (although, I thought the same thing when I joined several years ago!) Here's a topic relating to the symbolism of SoH and a little history behind our name and logo:

Oooh, good answer. Unfortunately it's incorrect. The correct answer is Macho Man Randy Savage because it's ok for Macho Men to show every emotion available BUUUUT he's soared with the eagles, slithered with the snakes, and been everywhere in between!. I'll give you half credit though. Ooooh...got me with a technically correct answer! The best kind of correct! You win this round, Grample Gust.

I'm not sure what a Grample Gust is but I like the sound of it. So I'm Mordigrim around here but Craterhoof in Classic. As you didn't give us much info I feel the need to give you tougher questions than what I normally give people, buckle up. What are your goals for WoW Classic? If there is one thing you really hope to get out of it, what would that be? If you had to choose one famous or infamous person as a role-model for the way you'd like to live your life, who would it be and why? Are you an actual human? Do you have interests that are based in the real world? What are they? Compare and contrast the social importance of the games World of Warcraft and Club Penguin. Two trains are going opposite directions toward one another on a single track. As of 3:06pm they are exactly 406 kilometers apart. The first train carries 64 passengers and is travelling at a rate of 43 miles per hour. The second train carries 103 passenger and is going approximately 36 knots. Assuming an average Choco Taco consumption rate of 1 Choco Taco per every 1/12 hour and a hypothetically unlimited supply of Choco Tacos, how many Choco Tacos could the total passengers on both trains consume before the trains collide?

I wish there were more hours in the day! My poor Titan is going to be on the shelf for some time while I play Classic. I just can't keep up with two games!

I love this so much! Cooking is big part of bonding for my family as well and my 6-year-old son loves helping in the kitchen. His favorite thing is sprinkling kosher salt on ev-er-y-thing, he says that's his way of "chefin' it up". Oof, wrong answer. The correct choice was Macho Man Randy Savage because the cream will rise to the top (ooooooh yeah). I like that you actually thought out an answer to my silly question though so you've still got my vote. Do you have any questions for us, anything you'd like to know about us or SoH?