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  1. Julia Roberts' eyebrows in Pretty Woman are horrible.

  2. Just had a breakthrough re: my long haired man stance.......I'd so do drinks with a guy rockin' Mormon Prom: http://www.thebolditalic.com/Jessica_Saia/stories/3547-guys-with-fancy-lady-hair

  3. Just had that awkward moment at work where male coworker went in for the hug and cheek kiss and I went for the handshake -- we wound up doing all 3 at once.

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    2. Calandei

      Calandei

      Could be, I'm not sure down low would be any better either.

    3. Stasis

      Stasis

      I'm impressed you managed to successfully do all 3. I'd probably have failed all 3 simultaneously.

    4. Inedit

      Inedit

      Omg what if I tried to Top Gun him and smacked him in the ass instead?! Hello HR....

  4. Just played the let's identify Star Wars characters by visual description game via phone with my Mom. Apparently, the best way one can describe C3PO = the big metal one. I would have gone with "gold robot". Thanks Target & Campbell's Soup for this brief moment of hilarity.

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    2. Inedit

      Inedit

      What????? It's space! It's totes legit SciFi/Horror.

    3. Inedit

      Inedit

      +Spaceballs too! SciFi/Comedy! +Donnie Darko b/c wormholes. I can SciFi all day long, yo!

    4. Sunny

      Sunny

      Spaceballs is easily my favorite scifi comedy. It's so quotable!

  5. Just so I'm clear -- Taylor Swift made an entire song about how she's a dumb, slutty, bad dancer?!

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    2. Mina

      Mina

      And we love singing those same songs 50 different ways :p

    3. Booker Boltgrinder

      Booker Boltgrinder

      just shake it off Inedit ;]

    4. Tinymanz

      Tinymanz

      Twerk it off????!

  6. Killpop on repeat b/c it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

    1. Sunny
    2. Derodek

      Derodek

      I gotta look this up now

  7. Kinda woke up still drunk. Whoops!

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    2. Inedit

      Inedit

      So what you're saying is that it's Grieve's fault. Got it!

    3. Grieve

      Grieve

      Lies and Slander!!

    4. Nez

      Nez

      Don't you take my lies and slander!

  8. LCD Soundsystem - Christmas Will Break Your Heart....soooooooo good.

  9. Leo rockin' a flat cap at the US Open. No one remembers Lukas Haas despite his fedora!

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    2. Ashin

      Ashin

      You said you hated fedoras!

    3. Negido

      Negido

      My sarcasm doesn't translate over the internet. :p

    4. Darlantan

      Darlantan

      That's unfortunate! Because you so did allll you could to express it. ;P

  10. MGD 64 lemonade....starting early!!!

    1. Darlantan

      Darlantan

      ugh... don't mention alcohol...

    2. Ashin
    3. Dililah

      Dililah

      Sangria here! I shopped till I dropped yesterday and today. I need this before shopping tomorrow.

  11. Most surprising thing to see in the ER tonight is a guy rocking a hardcore man bun.

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    2. Inedit

      Inedit

      Sick family member. Have spent most of my vacation in urgent care and ER.

    3. Darlantan
    4. Minori

      Minori

      I just read that whole thing. Thanks, Internet.

  12. Movie binge!!!! Django Unchained, Pitch Perfect, Premium Rush and Ted.....(I made some bad decisions)

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    2. Inedit

      Inedit

      I liked Django -- typical Tarantino referential film. Premium Rush, even JGL couldn't save it. Ted was the worst ever. Heard Cloud Atlas is a good book, but also hard to follow.

    3. Kantankerous

      Kantankerous

      I watched Ted and Magic Mike right after. That was a huggeeeee mistake.

    4. Inedit

      Inedit

      Hahahaha I saw Magic Mike in theaters -- thought it was mostly boring/too serious.

  13. Mr. 305 has the right mantra: Single. Bilingual. Ready to mingle.

    1. Darlantan

      Darlantan

      Does he have shingles?

      See a specialist if it tingles.

    2. Huntyre

      Huntyre

      loves pringles?

      sings a little jingle?

  14. Mwhahaha work is giving me interns!! Can't wait to torture them!!

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    2. Dililah
    3. Fera

      Fera

      I want minions! or house elves even!

    4. Fera

      Fera

      I want minions! or house elves even!

  15. Mwhahahaha Jj is trapped in NJ!!!!!!!

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    2. Ashin

      Ashin

      Blow-darts tipped with sleeping poison???

    3. Inedit

      Inedit

      Totes tiny netted Jj! Weeeoooweeoooweeeooo

    4. Zombryo

      Zombryo

      Dart and Net, Ashin are you a pro at abducting people ?

  16. My Day = Topless Men + Target

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    2. Ashin

      Ashin

      He's too young. =/

    3. Kantankerous

      Kantankerous

      That 50cent reference?!

    4. Noesis

      Noesis

      He luv me like a fat kid luv cake

  17. My foreman looks like Robert Goulet.

    1. Fera

      Fera

      Sooo lucky! Such a looker! @.@

    2. Ashin
  18. My nightmares last night included "real" people casting attenuation during arguments, that I had to dodge.

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    2. rendaelyne

      rendaelyne

      I'm not gonna lie, I just had a "nightmare" involving attenuation as well...

    3. Inedit

      Inedit

      It's contagious! 3 Members affected thus far!

    4. Darlantan

      Darlantan

      Slept like a HoP'd baby!

  19. Naming food rarebit and Eton mess = 0 chance I'm going to try it.

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    2. Nez

      Nez

      So much for you "always trying new things"!

    3. Inedit

      Inedit

      I do try new things! I signed up for this Eton Mess for Sunday's dinner.....we'll see if I do more than poke at it.

    4. Negido

      Negido

      I like the word "rarebit".

  20. Negs when is tmrw's power hour?!?!?!?

    1. Negido

      Negido

      Does 10pm EST work?

    2. Tilluk

      Tilluk

      Way to early, oh and we will be there now I believe

  21. Niko Kovac is a cross between Heath Ledger and JGL & his stoic game face is fantastic!!!!!!!

    1. Ashin

      Ashin

      That's a surprisingly accurate description!

  22. No one else is suffering back at work today?! Woe. :(

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    2. rendaelyne

      rendaelyne

      I wouldn't call it suffering....but it's not my favorite thing :)

    3. Nenfenthar

      Nenfenthar

      Busy, busy bees.

    4. Raer

      Raer

      Sleep and migraines :D

  23. NyQuil and bed at 9:30. "Wake up" at 10:22 confused if NyQuil worked yet/what am I supposed to do now?!

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    2. Nez

      Nez

      My sleep concoction consists of NyQuil + melatonin. Good for at least 10 hours of sleep.

    3. Inedit

      Inedit

      I don't randomly have melatonin lying around! Do you think I live in a lab?!?!?!

    4. Tinymanz

      Tinymanz

      yes. that or we just assumed you could get w/e substances you wanted.

  24. Nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyisha didja fixed Damned?!

    1. Nez

      Nez

      I don't know, haven't tried it since that weekend!

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