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It's 8pm on a Saturday night and I'm doing my usual battle of wills with Mr. Man about bedtime and clocking into work. #adultthings
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Kids are gone, house work is done, school work is done. The only thing I have to do is finish work and feed the dogs. Bring on the weekend!!!!!
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"Mom, Bubba's penis is hanging down." - Mouse after Mr. Man took off his diaper after bedtime.
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I need a drink.
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Yesterday the girls decided to go visit one of Mouse's classmates while riding their bike and scooter. They also decided not to tell an adult what they planned. Fortunately they crossed the fairly busy street without mishap. However, they also took decades off my life.
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Tilly (holding Mouse): Guess what I found!Â
Mork: Finders keepers.
Tilly: Guess you're going home with me.Mouse: Put me down! I belong here!
Bunny: Don't take me! Take my brother!
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Not sure if the girls understand how knock knock jokes are supposed to work.
Bunny: Knock knock
Mouse: Who's there?
Bunny: Banana
Mouse: Banana who
Bunny: Just banana, nothing else
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If anyone is interested in playing in a Pathfinder game, visit the sign up sheet in the D&D thread. No experience necessary!
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Some days it feels a little bit more like hostage negotiating with a band of drunken bi-polar pirates than actual parenting.
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RIP David Bowie
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Tis indeed.
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a fate too cruel to have him leave us.
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Who expects to call a school after 5:30pm on a Friday and have someone immediately available to help them with their financial aid payment? Especially when that Friday happens to be the day after Thanksgiving? They're lucky someone even answered the damn phone because the main office and all the campuses are closed today.
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Apparently Mr. Man decided that the dish rags, hand towels, and pot holders belong in the garbage.
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I don't want to adult today. I don't even want to human today. Today, I want to cat.
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I like this idea.
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count me in
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Right there with ya ^^
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I think I'm rubbing off on Mork. He was working some of the math problems one of the students I was helping was doing, and not only did he get to the answer before the student it was the correct answer.
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Bunny threw up in my lap while I was working. Yay me.
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And so everyone who chooses not to have kids silently pats themselves on the back.
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Take the good with the bad, because up to this point none of the bad has come anywhere near evoking the feeling I get when I walk in the door and one of the girls runs up and wraps me in a hug saying "Daddy you're home I missed you so much and I love you"